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Subject:STORY TIME
Time:12:51 pm
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Alrighty! It's story time, folks. I'll start the story off AND I EXPECT ALL OF YOU TO KEEP IT GOING!!! Just add on to it, I don't care how uncreative or gay or boring it is, just add on. (hehe, this should be funny...)

Here I go:

Bob The Frying Pan

Once upon a time, in a galaxy called Fukmeh, Bob the Frying Pan was BORN!!! *bum bum bummmmmmm*

(now please excuse me as i go on Paint a draw a quick picture of Bob)

(phew, that was hard. you guys probably cant see the pic though o_O tell me if you can)

 

ANYWAYZ, as Bob grew older, he had a HUGE crush on a damn sexy tree. Her trunk was so HUGE!!! So were her limbs ;) not to mention the natural holes she had in some places. Anyway, Bob fell in love with her, but his EVIL PARENTS WOULDNT LET HIM DATE HER SINCE SHE WAS 150 YEARS OLD, DAMMIT! So he murdered his parents with his EXTREMELY LARGE HANDLE (thats one way his handle can come in handy...o_O :P). He then ran off with the extremely sexy tree. They fucked at the nearest gas station, and were seen by a flying whale named Dork!!! So Dork joined in on the fun, of course. (I hope you know what a dork is) Well, sadly, Dork's dork didn't fit in the tree's holes so he left and went to find something else to stick his dork in. However, Dork didn't notice that Bob was humping him and flew off with Bob on his back (it was a humpback whale, of course). Sally the Tree sadly left the gas station and died a million years later. However, that's not what our story is about. Anyway, Bob realized that he was riding the whale (jeez, how sick can i sound without trying to write sickly? did that make sense? errr... o_O) and that he was too high to get off. So he waved his handle at the tree who was now dissapearing in the distance and humped the whale's back all the way up to a land called Hellven (in the galaxy of Fukmeh, they call Hell, Hellven (which is up instead of down), and they call Heaven, ...something else, which is down instead of up. Are you following me on this? Cuz I got lost in my own words a while back. AHHH!! IM CONFUSING MYSELF!!!). Anywayz, so Bob and Dork are now up in Hellven, WHEN THEY SUDDENLY SEE THE ALL MIGHTY DOG!!!! They drool in amazement (as does Dog) and bow down to his all mighty paws.

 

OK!!! I give up on this story. lol. o_O  damn, thats bad. anyway, you can add on to that if you want...which you probably shouldnt since its extremely...odd...and bad...So you can just start a new story if you want. *nods*  I wonder if anyones gonna read this...lol. o_O

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childness
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Time:2004-06-19 08:17 pm (UTC)
Dude..that was an awesome story..but you already finished it! lol...well DAMN NOW I CANT!!! lol. I cant see the pic
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zionxmike
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Time:2004-06-21 12:57 pm (UTC)
WOT??? YOU CANT SEE IT??? AHHH!!! lol. its a frying pan with a happy facoe on it. well, lets start another story, shall we?

Once upon a time, there was a dog named Bob. Bob was a fat old slob and liked to fuck any animal in his site.

(alright, man, ur turn. lol. some intro to a story that is.. >_<)
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childness
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Time:2004-06-21 01:00 pm (UTC)
He had this weird ape shaped scare on his belly that attracted all the female frogs. After he would fuck every animal he would see...he would go back to the frog bar for more fun.

Now your turn mike ^-^
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zionxmike
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Time:2004-06-21 04:52 pm (UTC)
But one day at the frog bar, he noticed somethign was wrong...ALL THE ANIMALS THERE WERE MALES!!! He had a horrible urge to fuck, however, and had to act fast!

(TO BE CONTINUED! What will happen??? Keep reading and you'll find out!
hehe, ur turn)
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childness
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Time:2004-06-21 08:14 pm (UTC)
So with that urge he decided to fuck all the male animals. But when he woke up in the bed...he didnt know what happened. The male donkey (the ass) he had fucked had drugged him!

Your turn dude lol.
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