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Don't know what to post.....KICK ASS COMMUNITY!!! ^-^. lets tell a story shall we? There once was a dog who had lice. and on that lice was more lice. So the person living with the dog had major lice. When he got really horny and asked a lady over she said yes. So when the lady came over she went in the apartment and saw that it snoooowed!! So she started rolling around in the snow and saying.."why is this stuff warm and....moving?" then the guy said "Its not snow...its licccce!!!" and then the lice ate them both and destroyed all humanity! The End.
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zionxmike
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Time:2004-06-18 09:10 am (UTC)
WAIT! im gonna add on to the story.

So the King of all Lice was like "MUAHAHAHAHA! I OWN ZEE WORLD!!!" And his little slaves bowed down and said, "Now what, All-Mighty-One?" and the dude-man-lice-king-guy said "I'm not sure." And then they argued about what to do for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours. And then the lice learned that computers existed and they were like "YAY! We invented zee compooter!" so they went on the internet AND SUDDENLY THESE EVIL ADVERTIZEMENTS POPPED OUT!!! THEY POPPED OUTTA THE COMPUTER! AND BANG! BANG BANG BANG! all the lice dudes died. EXCEPT ONE!!! This little lice dude was called Squirt. And he was sad and alone and horny and needed something to fuck. So he grabbed the nearest advertizement and was like "YEAH BABY!" and then they had a lil baby Lice-ad. And then the Lice daddy got so horny that he fucked the advertizement so bad that he killed her. and then it was jus the dad and lice-ad son. And they didnt know what to do so...they did nothing...

THE END (or is it? :P )

lol. i wasnt in a very creative mood...so...yeah...

why is it that in the stories we make, two different species fuck and have little half-and-half babies? lol
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hoodedfairy
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Time:2004-06-18 09:30 am (UTC)
lol!! XD
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zionxmike
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Time:2004-06-18 09:35 am (UTC)
it...sucks...

ADRI! UR ON! YAYNESS! no school today... summer school starts next monday. o_O O_o
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childness
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Time:2004-06-18 11:19 am (UTC)
LOL WOO I like the story!!
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zionxmike
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Time:2004-06-18 11:51 am (UTC)
lol.
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childness
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Time:2004-06-19 11:54 am (UTC)
Dude we rule with these stories
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zionxmike
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Time:2004-06-19 04:57 pm (UTC)
hell yeah, man
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stormchicken
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Time:2004-06-18 09:45 pm (UTC)
nerds! i love it
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